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| Economist Jokes |
Think we haven't heard them all? Here's a good selection of economist jokes for you to enjoy:
Q: When does a person decide to become an economist?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
Q: How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: At least three. One to screw it in and at least two more to give advice about multiple options and why each might not work.
Q: What does an economist use for birth control?
A: His personality.
Talk is cheap. Supply exceeds Demand.
An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy.
Economists can talk about money all day long without ever having to make any.
Mick Jagger and Arnold Schwarzenegger both studied economics and look how they turned out.
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